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They're all around us! They want to monitor us! They want to control us! They know what we read! They know what we watch! They infiltrate every aspect of our lives!
 
Recently disclosed...
  • Anthony Weiner just can't seem to control himself. Give him a camera and it's Weiner on the net. One thing about Anthony, he is resilient. With all the scandal his political options are limited but he is currently running for Suffolk County Animal Control Chief.

    Nine Dogs

    Hey, you've got to work yourself back from somewhere. I wish him all the luck but it looks like his sexting proclivity is going to get in the way again. I was able to sneak out a pre-release of his campaign poster.

    Wiener Poster

    Anthony, get hold of yourself (NO, not literally!!) I know it's an obsession but you're running out of chances.

     

  • It seems the Catholic Church has been trying to increase it's outreach for new, younger congregates. Not only is it attempting to address contemporary views, it is presenting a more welcoming environment. With this in mind, the Vatican initiated a new construction project.

    Vaican

    Right in the heart of Vatican City, the first ever Catholic amusement park. Why haven't you heard of this? Apparently the park was deemed unsuccessful and destroyed before the first ticket was ever sold. You don't believe me? I was able to retrieve this one video clip before all evidence was destroyed. Judge for yourself:

    This young couple from a secret focus group were the first to see the virtual reality ride "It's a Small World" in "Archbishop Land". Things only went downhill from there. I still don't understand the need for the cover-up. There's no shame in trying, just turn the other cheek.

     

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Conspiracies occur in every aspect of our lives but they commonly break down into a set of traditional categories:
  • Backroom deals, collusion across nations, total power corrupts totally. Bring to light the villainous actions of Politics.
  • They thrive in the shadows, some for centuries. Expose the intrigues of these Secret Organizations.
  • Across the universe, they're investigating us. Are they just curious, are they making sure we do not become an intergalactic threat, or are we their biological experiment? What do the Aliens want from us?
  • You can lock your doors, you can lower your blinds, but you always know They're Watching.
  • The ghosts, the demons, the witches, the archaic texts, and the constant cover-up of the Supernatural.
  • Famous people and their infamous deeds. Even Celebrities can't hide from the truth.
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