The Evil Pharmacy Troll

Evil Pharmacy Troll

Once upon a time, the evil pharmacy troll bought the only pharmacy in the land. He immediately raised the price of his drugs by 5000%. The people of the land voiced their outrage saying "The poor can't afford their medications and will die!". The evil pharmacy troll only smirked and laughed and said "If the poor can't afford my drugs, let them take aspirin."

The evil allergy witch created a potion that would immediately cure all the allergies for all the children in the land. She went before the community elders and promised she would make enough potion for everyone on one condition, ALL OTHER ALLERGY MEDICINES MUST BE DESTROYED! The community elders were hesitant but the benefit was to great. The witch delivered potion to all the schools and hospitals and, true to their word, the community elders destroyed all the other medications. As soon as the last bottle of medication was destroyed, the witch informed the elders that the cure is only temporary and the potion must be taken repeatedly. She then raised the price of the potion by 400%. The elders were outraged and immediately brought here before the counsel but the evil allergy witch just smirked and laughed and said "My daddy is an elder so I can do anything I want!".

Troll Witch

Later she was seen with the evil pharmacy troll, both smirking and laughing, and the troll said "You're lucky, I would have raised the price by 5000%."

 

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