The Evil Pharmacy Troll

Evil Pharmacy Troll

Once upon a time, the evil pharmacy troll bought the only pharmacy in the land. He immediately raised the price of his drugs by 5000%. The people of the land voiced their outrage saying "The poor can't afford their medications and will die!". The evil pharmacy troll only smirked and laughed and said "If the poor can't afford my drugs, let them take aspirin."

Before the evil pharmacy troll bought the only pharmacy, he was known as the evil landscaping troll. The evil landscaping troll was known for planting the best hedges in the land. After years of investigation, it was found that the evil landscaping troll had been stealing hedges from one garden to be planted in another. When confronted, the evil landscaping troll smirked and laughed and said "You'll never catch me because I have a very expensive lawyer troll and now I have enough money to buy the only pharmacy." All the sick people in the land wish he had just stayed the evil landscaping troll.

Such an uproar was heard around the land that the community elders demanded that the evil pharmacy troll testify before them. Eldridge, the eldest elder, challenged the evil pharmacy troll to explain his actions, but the evil pharmacy troll just smirked and laughed and said "Under the advice of my very expensive lawyer troll, I refuse to answer your questions on the grounds they will make me look like an evil pharmacy troll." After the hearing, the evil pharmacy troll told a little bird that "The elders are just a bunch of dumdums and I don't care what they think."

The evil pharmacy troll appeared on television for an interview. When asked how he could justify raising the drug prices by 5000% he smirked and laughed and said "The people shouldn't be mad at me, they should be thanking me. When I raise prices it gives me more money to buy things I like. When I buy more things, it makes me happy and all the people in the land should be happy for me. They should be thanking me for making them happy." The interviewer, with a shocked look on his face, said "You seriously can't believe this, can you?" The evil pharmacy troll, with a huge smirk on his face said "Of course I do, I'm the evil pharmacy troll, I own a mansion and a yacht.  In my spare time I like hunting wabbits."

Hunter Troll
Kill The Wabbit
Kill The Wabbit
 

The Evil Pharmacy Troll is now the most hated troll in all the land and a theater company decided to perform a musical comedy portraying his despicable life. When this was brought to his attention in an interview, the evil pharmacy troll just smirked and laughed and said "I have all the money so I'm producing my own play."

Thespian Troll

"To exploit or not to exploit, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to steal from the poor or . . . Of course 'tis nobler to steal from the poor, what was I thinking!"

No wonder it's called the Scottish curse.

 

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