Politics

Politics

Pry open the doors on the smoke filled rooms. Air out the politicians to public scrutiny.

This is an excerpt from a recently suppressed Donald Trump interview:
 
Interviewer: Mr. Trump, you have stated that you will hit all of America's enemies hard the instant you take office.
Donald Trump: Very hard, so hard you wouldn't believe!
Interviewer: But we have conflicts circling the globe. How would you be able to disperses troops quickly.
Donald Trump: I would beam them there of course. It will be huge!
Interviewer: You would what?
Donald Trump: William Shatner, a close friend of mine, a really great guy, talked to me about beaming.
Interviewer: Beam them there? But that's impossible. Beaming is not a real thing. It breaks all the laws of quantum physics.
Donald Trump: Impossible? Think again. I'm the greatest deal maker in the world. I will meet with all members of congress, it will be huge, I guarantee we will repeal these stupid, politically correct, laws of quantum physics.
 
This interview is not expected to be released anytime soon but nothing can hide from Odd Conspiracy Central.
 

In the early days of Ted Cruz's presidential campaign, he did not enjoy the wide support he has now. This forced him to use some rather unsavory methods to gain funds.
 
Cowboy Hat
 
Luckily, his time spent in Texas schooled him in an unconventional method for collecting campaign donations. All people involved have been bribed into silence but this one cellphone recording has made it into the light of day.
 
 

Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Supreme Court justice. One of the most respected jurist in the United States if not the world.

Scale

How could she have anything to hide? It just goes to show that everyone has skeletons in their closets. As a young student, Ruth was on the waiting list to be accepted to Tulane Law School. She vehemently denies this ever happened but apparently she tried to take a shortcut to the top of the list. Feigning an injury, she showed up on the doorstep of Pierre LeForte, an associate professor that she believed held influence on the admissions committee. Here at Odd Conspiracy Central, I have unearthed footage that cannot be denied.

She, of course, later graduated with honors from Columbia Law School and hoped this embarrassing incident would remain hidden. I'm sorry Ruth, I must always seek the truth.

 

It is commonly accepted that the next major space expedition will be to land an astronaut on Mars. As incredible as this achievement would be, I have proof that a group of astronauts have already landed on Titan, one of Saturn's moons.

Saturn

Why wasn't this news released to the world? The mission launched from Cape Canaveral, March 17, 1998. This was during Bill Clinton's second term. In fact Bill Clinton himself flew on the mission. The trouble started with Susan Purebread, a young, up and coming intern for NASA. We all know of Bill's obsessive behavior with interns so it comes to no surprise that Susan was the target of Bill's obnoxious advances. After months of sexual harassment, poor Susan could take no more and desperately jumped from the space capsule to escape. Here is a short film clip I was able to smuggle out of a White House secure vault showing the horrible results.

Bill chased after her but unfortunately Susan, in her haste, had forgotten to put on her space helmet and quickly perished. The space ship immediately returned to Earth and a massive cover-up was put in place. I now, at great personal risk, expose this travesty of justice.

 

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