Recent Conspiracies

Hot off the presses

Newly disclosed, hot off the presses, the most recent conspiracies...

Hot off the presses

Newly disclosed, hot off the presses, the most recent conspiracies...


  • Do you fear the Freemasons? You should!!! But the most dangerous secret organization is one you've never heard of, never heard of until now! I, at huge risks to myself, am exposing the CISR (Confederation of Intergalactic Sentient Reptiles), who's sole purpose is to reacquire world domination after the collapse of the Jurassic period.


    These hideous cold blooded invaders, from their home planet Terra-Turtleus hidden deep in the center of the Antenna Galaxies, have been attempting world domination for eons.

    Outrages you say? Unbelievable you say? Try to argue with this unreleased Cassini spacecraft footage:

    Yes, the Intergalactic Sentient Reptiles have their time honored traditions. One of which being the Reptilian Olympics held on Saturn's largest moon, Titan. This is video of gymnast Mitch "The Big Shell" Gaylord on the Horizontal Bar. I've got to admit, that was a great dismount.

    They know I'm exposing them, I can here them scratching on my windows.


    I'm done for! it is up to you! You, the informed readers of Odd Conspiracy Central.



  • In the Trump administration, international relationships are intense. Between North Korea, Iran, China, Russia, et al., we seem to be constantly on the brink of war. Disturbing? It would be disturbing except it's all a cover up. That's right, a cover up of Donald Trump's true agenda: The Complete Domination Of International Golfing!

    Trump Golf

    Impossible you say? At great personal risk I was able to obtain a copy of this top secret Air Force footage of the dark op, code name "Operation 18 Hole Neutralization":

    That's right, that was the historical Rossdhu Mansion at Loch Lomond Golf Club completely annihilated by a B-2 Stealth Bomber. Oh, the humanity! Come on Donald, was it really worth this just to host the Scottish Open??


  • NASA has created the Office of Planetary Protection which is tasked:

    To ensure that we take prudent precautions to protect Earth's biosphere in case life does exist elsewhere.

    A reasonable precaution in case of an alien contact.

    Alien Contact

    It has been reported that a nine year old applied for the position of NASA planetary protection officer. Everybody thinks this is just a cute human interest story but it is much more. I have proof that the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) already has an elementary school aged Planetary Protection Crew in place and they have already made contact with an alien race! Don't believe me? I have secret footage that will destroy all doubt:

    Why has this historic encounter been hidden from the public? Do the governments of Japan and the United States have something to hide or is suppressing information just something that governments do? Do these aliens only engage with children? I have filed an FOIA (Freedom of Information Act) request for details and I'm awaiting a response.

    Update: I've been noticing suspicious looking men and women lurking (dressed in black suits and wearing dark glasses). I see them at my job, in my grocery store, at my Starbucks. Did I hit a nerve? I'm on the run now, in fear for my life, but I will not give up my quest for the truth!

    Update: In the interest of full disclosure, I have discovered that there was a convention of "Blues Brothers" impersonators at the community center on the day I started noticing agents in dark suits and glasses. I understand this is a marginally acceptable explanation for what I've been experiencing but I remain skeptical.

  • It's all over the news, you can't miss it. "Trump colluded with the Russians", "Obama hid evidence of the Russians", "the Republican National Committee colluded with Breitbart", "the Democratic National Committee colluded with CNN". The accusations are flying in every direction. What are we suppose to believe? I can now prove that all the allegations are a smoke screen perpetrated by politicians and media on both the left and the right to cover-up the most heinous of collisions. That's right, the unholy union of Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi!!!

    Trump Pelosi

    Impossible you say, where could these two bitter enemies find common ground? Money of course, the root of all evil (romance rumors are floating around but I have no definitive proof to report on these allegations, no "Fake News" here). Once I was able to decipher their ingeniously encoded company name...

    Pump Trelosi

    Everything fell into place. This highly profitable company specializes in the manufacturing (in China of course) and sale of items geared to the current political climate. "Make America Great Again" and "Not My President" T-shirts, hats, bumper stickers, signs, stationary, chewing gum, mylar balloons. You name it, they make it. No wonder there is such heated rhetoric, it boosts the bottom line. Take a look at their latest shameful contrivance:

    Shakespeare in the Park

    That's right, the official "Shakespeare in the Park" comfy seat cushion. Shame on you both for converting passions to profits!