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On My Meds
Sat, 03/09/2019 - 01:24
The Hideous Octopus / Human Fusion
The black op "Operation Cephalopoda Miscegenation". Never heard of it? Don't expect to read about it in the main stream media (toadies of the "Deep State")! Rumors are leaking from the upper Amazonian jungle of a cannibalistic, tentacled, bloodthirsty, slime oozing mutant that is terrorizing the indigenous tribes.
The silence is defining from the CIA, NSA, FBI, IRS, EPA, FDA, USDA, ATF, CDC, the Helsinki Commission, ICE, DOD, USDA, SSGMA (Super Soldier Genetic Manipulation Agency), the House of Representatives, the Senate, the White House, and numerous government agency that have never actually been disclosed to the American people. Do you think I'm just some nut spreading conspiracy theories? Do you think I'm unhinged? Do you think the short time that I was (voluntarily) institutionalized discredits my research? Well try to dispute my evidence now you pusillanimous jellyfish. During a gift exchange I was conducting with the remote Yanomami tribe, 11 year old Bushika gave me access to her iCloud account (Bushika is very modern for her tribe, kids these days...). Try to argue with this raw footage:
Is this an undiscovered species? A genetic mutation? Don't be an idiot!! I am now officially disclosing the unholy alliance between the United States Government and the Molluscious Intergalactic Counsel (that's what you get you UFO deniers) to establish an interspecies ruling class during the alien invasion. It's your choice, you can be a sheep or you can join the resistance.
Keep watching the skies!!
- Backroom deals, collusion across nations, total power corrupts totally. Bring to light the villainous actions of Politics.
- They thrive in the shadows, some for centuries. Expose the intrigues of these Secret Organizations.
- Across the universe, they're investigating us. Are they just curious, are they making sure we do not become an intergalactic threat, or are we their biological experiment? What do the Aliens want from us?
- You can lock your doors, you can lower your blinds, but you always know They're Watching.
- The ghosts, the demons, the witches, the archaic texts, and the constant cover-up of the Supernatural.
- Famous people and their infamous deeds. Even Celebrities can't hide from the truth.
- Not all conspiracies fall into a category. Unmask these Unclassifiable conspiracies.
- Fill your head with Useless Information.
- Want something creepy? Want something crawly? Huge, tiny, beautiful, hideous, take a look at all the Creatures.
- Want a quick trip around the world? Big, small, and the unusual Cities you will visit.
On My Meds
Sun, 03/17/2019 - 16:53
The One Armed Space Bandit
They first contacted me at the Golden Nugget Atlantic City Hotel, Casino, and Marina. There I was, applying my fool proof telekinetic slot wheel manipulation to a "2 10 5 Bonus Times" slot machine when the alien made his presence known.
That is where I learned of the pending invasion. With a $500 payoff in my pocket (alien incentive to win my cooperation), I was left to ponder my decision.
As a completely unreasonable condition of my release from the Ancora Psychiatric Hospital, I am forced to attend a weekly group session with a circle of neanderthals and a one on one session with my ignorant case worker, Dr. Rorschach. In anticipation of this visit, using my excellent editing skills, I painstakingly, frame by frame, recreated my casino experience in this short video clip:
After relating my story and displaying my incontrovertible video evidence, Dr. Rorschach, in his infinite denseness, suggested "I should continue taking my lithium and practice my anxiety control exercises" (insufferable idiot).
Update: It only took one week to confirm the pending alien invasion. While withdrawing cash from my local "Super Foodtown" ATM machine, I was suddenly presented the option to "text my receipt to my cell phone".
"TEXT MY RECEIPT TO MY CELL PHONE"!!! Could the aliens make their recruiting of human collaborators any more obvious? "Super Foodtown" has clearly chosen to become the invader's infiltration storage facility. Will I join the aliens and become a regional supreme leader of the new extrinsic order? It would serve those "El Stupidos" at the psychiatric hospital right! Especially that egotist, Rorschach. The intergalactic troop transports will be here soon! I bet that will wipe that smug smile off your face Dr. "Smarty-pants" Rorschach!