They're Watching


The cameras are everywhere. On streets, in malls, orbiting the planet... Who or what is on the other side of these cameras? Who or what is watching us?

Don't let them hide. It's time to turn the cameras around and expose the watchers!

The Blue Agave, the primary ingredient for tequila is highly sought after and becoming scarce. In fact, Jose Cuervo has specially trained security guards to protect their Agave.


The security jobs are handed down from father to son. There have even been reports of genetic mutations from one generation to the next. The Jose Cuervo corporate talking heads deny this but it's hard to argue with this secret footage of a hapless couple accidentally stumbling upon a Jose Cuervo Agave farm.

Notice the genetically acquired distinctive morning after bloodshot eyes and pasty skin. Try and deny it now you lying Jose Cuervo corporate misleaders.


Our phone calls are being traced, our emails are being scanned. In the United States and across the world, like it or not, the NSA (National Security Agency) is tracking our lives.


How far will the NSA go? Here, exclusively on Odd Conspiracy Central, I am publicizing the contents of a secret report outlining "Project Nemo". The report shows blueprints for embedding micro audio / video recorders and transmitters into goldfish.


When confronted with questions about "Project Nemo" during a press conference, United States Senator Dianne Feinstein said, and I quote: "There is no direct evidence of fish manipulation within any public reports submitted to the Senate Intelligence Committee and this non-existent project is absolutely legal as recorded conversations are not stored, only the goldfish metadata."


Rupert Murdoch, head of the Fox Broadcasting Company, has been known to make some enemies.

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Nothing shows this more dramatically than this suppressed security footage, which at great difficulty and personal risk, I was able to obtain:

Who was behind this assassination attempt? Was it Arianna Huffington? Was it Bill Maher? Possibly Jon Stewart? Rush Limbaugh??? Rupert was preparing a liberal witch hunt until he received an untraceable email from the "I Want To Believers" stating "No Lone Gunmen, no peace!". Apparently the "I Want To Believers", a group of fans for the short lived "The Lone Gunmen" television series were not going to take the cancellation sitting down. In secret negotiations, Rupert was able to defuse the situation by guaranteeing a minimum 30% appearance rate of the Gunmen in subsequent X-Files episodes. All evidence of this incident has been suppressed as the Fox Broadcasting Company does not want to admit to negotiating with radical fans. Suppressed until now!


There has been a recent rash of disappearances across the world. Young women disappearing from nightclubs. Why haven't you heard of this? The mainstream media has apparently been covering it up for "our own protection" and to "avoid panic". Who are they actually protecting? Certainly not us! Don't believe me? I have proof:


This is the insidious "Flashlight of Lust", a device that renders the female gender totally helpless. From security footage I was able to recover, watch this dangerous tool in use:

WHAT WAS THAT THING? It is one of a black-ops secret bio-engineering experiment for the new super-solder, a Fork-tongued Gerbilman. By disclosing this, I've become a hunted man. Now YOU know. Beware, they're always watching, they may be hunting you!!