Secret Organizations

Secret Organizations

Knights Templar, Freemasons, Fraternitas Saturni, Illuminati, Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn, Carbonari, Ordo Templi Orientis, Pythagoreans, Skull and Bones Society, Ancient Order of Druids, ...

We all know they're out there and we all know they're up to something. This is the place to air their nefarious activities.

Hide In Plain Sight

Sun, 02/21/2016 - 13:03

We all know Mensa International, the international high IQ society. They are famous for their gatherings featuring lectures, discussion groups, investigations, and assistance to researchers.
 
Math
 
What is not commonly known, one week, around spring break, the Mensas gather at their private secluded island (Isle Mensases). For the first time ever, right here on Odd Conspiracy Central, a secret recording reveals their hedonistic activities.
 
 
Not looking all that smart now, are you?
 

Cat Out Of Bag

Thu, 03/03/2016 - 13:57

While not exposing conspiracies, I like to relax at the Strike Zone Lanes in Egg Harbor City, New Jersey.

Imagine my amazement when I accidentally discovered that my Tuesday night bowling league was actually an Ordo Templi Orientis coven.

Black Magic Bowl

I was surprised to learn that bowling and black magic have been associated for generations. In fact, Aleister Crowley had a book average of 227 and a certified 800+ series. When I confronted the league secretary with my suspicions she said, and I quote, "Sapientia Sapienti Dona Data". I have no idea what this means but I'm sure it is some kind of black magic curse. My average dropped 20 pins after I challenged her.

 

Truthsayer 7

Sat, 03/12/2016 - 10:35

PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, are famous for protecting the rights of helpless creatures. There is, however, a much more aggressive branch of the organization which you won't find anywhere in their published literature. PETA is wholeheartedly against animal experimentation but I guess sometimes the end justifies the means.

Why would an organization such as PETA create this abomination?

Vampire Bat

Meet Roy Achtlos, a multimillionare who made his money as a cosmetics manufacturer, furrier, and ship builder for the Japanesse whaling fleet.

I suppose many people would consider this justice and would not want me to bring this incedent into light but all events must eventually be told.

 

Truthsayer 7

Sat, 04/16/2016 - 15:15

As parents, we must be concerned about the moral choices of our teenagers. This uneasiness is just part of good parenting but be careful not to let it go too far. Take the case of the CCCMTB (Corpus Christi Counsel for Moral Teen Behavior). These parents banded together when the juvenile behavior in the city was becoming increasingly more lascivious.

Lovers

The counsel closed the beaches where the teens would do most of their necking (and God knows what else), but the hormone crazed delinquents would just drive past the signs. Finally Big Bob Bullard, a part time magician known as The Great Mysterio, proposed a horrendous solution. This secretly recorded footage shows the result:

Apparently Bubba Bullard, Big Bob's brother, had caught this strange creature while dragging deep nets in the Gulf of Mexico. Big Bob was able to mesmerize it with his hypnotic skills and force the poor creature to do his will. Parents in the city were horrified. They didn't want their teens having sex but they didn't want them killed either. The CCCMTB was forced underground. Where will they appear next? In your city? Only time will tell.

 

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