Pry open the doors on the smoke filled rooms. Air out the politicians to public scrutiny.

With the makeup of the supreme court, the Trump administration is expecting to nominate new candidates.

Supreme Court

How are these candidates vetted? Here, at Odd Conspiracy Central, I am disclosing proof of The Donald Trump Supreme Court Training Camp! That's right, a remote training and reeducation camp located just outside Clayton, Idaho (population 7) where potential justices endure a rigorous schedule of opinion forming exercises. Impossible you say? It's hard to argue with this exclusive footage of a future judge chopping the log of political correctness:

Conformity is a requirement. Each night the candidates sit around the camp fire and sing their theme song:

Note I'm a Supreme Court candidate and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I adjudicate all day... Note

These judicial bonds will last a lifetime.


The little known but up and coming Fashionista party is announcing it's new 2020 Presidential election campaign strategy. Take a walk down the runway with

The Fuchsia New Deal

Fuchsia New Deal

This bold new legislation promises a Lauren in every closet and government funded mascara for all.

The parties foundation is based on that famous quote from their fundamental influencer, George Hamilton.

George Hamilton

"There is no shame in being poor, only in dressing poorly."