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  • Are the aliens coming? They've already arrived!

    Alien

    I was able to obtain this secret footage of a devastating alien attack!

    Sadly, after years of effort to translate the alien speech, this encounter has been shown to be a tragic misunderstanding.

    VHS Tape

    The last words the alien spoke were:
    "Wait! Don't shoot! I come in peace! I've been stuck in a time warp sense 1985 and I just want to return this VHS rental of "John Carpenter's The Thing". Can you point me to the nearest Blockbuster Video?"
     

    The government has done everything it can to conceal this wanton destruction of alien life but I, at great personal risk to myself, bring the truth to you.

     

  • "What big eyes you have." "The better to hypnotize you with." A species of subterranean humanoids are in the process of taking over the world.

    Cave

    These humanoids have been evolving along side of humans but are still unknown to us. How could they stay hidden over thousands of years? Because anyone who comes in contact with them is hypnotized into doing their will. An errant cellphone has finally captured proof of their existence.

    How many of us are their unwilling servants? Your neighbors? Your friends? Our world leaders? How can we possibly know?

     

  • Who doesn't love a Taco Bell taco? C'mon, we all love a Taco Bell taco.

    Taco

    However, in an attempt to expand their clientele, using a test market in Pismo Beach California, Taco Bell released their sushi menu.

    Shrimp

    Results weren't very favorable.

    In fact, Taco Bell has paid $ millions to suppress the story but here on Odd Conspiracy Central no one can hide.

     

  • This is an excerpt from a recently suppressed Donald Trump interview:
     
    Interviewer: Mr. Trump, you have stated that you will hit all of America's enemies hard the instant you take office.
    Donald Trump: Very hard, so hard you wouldn't believe!
    Interviewer: But we have conflicts circling the globe. How would you be able to disperses troops quickly.
    Donald Trump: I would beam them there of course. It will be huge!
    Interviewer: You would what?
    Donald Trump: William Shatner, a close friend of mine, a really great guy, talked to me about beaming.
    Interviewer: Beam them there? But that's impossible. Beaming is not a real thing. It breaks all the laws of quantum physics.
    Donald Trump: Impossible? Think again. I'm the greatest deal maker in the world. I will meet with all members of congress, it will be huge, I guarantee we will repeal these stupid, politically correct, laws of quantum physics.
     
    This interview is not expected to be released anytime soon but nothing can hide from Odd Conspiracy Central.
     

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